christmas tree

I went over to help Jordan put up her tree.

Jordan was a virgin until 28. They know I like vibrators and I've had my nipples pierced.

And they know my heart belongs to another.

I didn't say who or anything. Grant was hinting at Jordan's cousin Chris and me to go out. And once I drunkenly caught on, the confession was the only thing I could think of.

So I said, 'oh, my heart belongs to another who is unavailable to me'

So....there's that.